There are only 3 categories you need to make a Sword & Sorcery film:

Swords/fighting:

 -- The fighting was bad, people jumped, got bopped on the heads, and thrown... all poorly done.

 - Fair amount of blood, but again, it was so badly done that I wondered why have it at all.

Muscles/boobs:

 - The main dude had some arm muscle but never took his shirt off or flexed.

 + Some tits were shown and the main villain lady keep hers upholstered and out the entire movie.

Creative plot/enemies:

 -- There was no acting. Not even a hint of trying.

 - The sets were caves and countryside. Not a town or hut or whatever. The literally filmed it outside of town on a weekend.
 -- The editing and pace of the movie were horrible, absolute trash.

 + The plot wasn't too bad, had a couple twists.
 + Music was good. The one place they spent the budget on.

 + Caveman theme was refreshing and it would be cool to see a remake or another (better) film set in those times.

There are only 3 categories you need to make a Sword & Sorcery film:

Swords/fighting:

 +- The fighting was adequate, was sad to see that the powerful sword that could cut through anvils wasn't slicing people in half :(

 Found it interesting no one threw any rocks or had slings.

Muscles/boobs:

 + While the main rogue/assassin/thief (Kill Bill guy) was not ripped, the captain of the guards was and left his shirt off for the entire movie.

 + Good amount of nudity for a Sword and Sorcery movie.

 + 4 boobed chick

Creative plot/enemies:

 + All of the acting was actually good, the two villains, princess, bad captain, and the main guy.

 + Good sets and good design.

 - Besides a couple of tiny gems, there wasn't much creativeness... Rather bland for a S&S film.

 + Coherent plot that was easy to follow and good editing (Although at times the scenes would suddenly jump)

There are only 3 categories you need to make a Sword & Sorcery film:

Swords/fighting:

 - Not much fighting

 - Horrible sword fighting, absolutely trash.

Muscles/boobs:

 - The barbarian was not muscled up, not funny, and was too scrawny to be a barbarian.

 + Good amount of nudity for a Sword and Sorcery movie.

Creative plot/enemies:

 - All of the acting was bad, not a single good actor in the film.

 - The enemy soldiers were bland and forgettable

 + Zombie soldiers at the end were well done.

 + Good sets and good design.

 - The goatman was horrible.

 + Coherent plot that was easy to follow and good editing.

 - Who was the sorceress? There was no sorceress in the movie.

There are only 3 categories you need to make a Sword & Sorcery film:

Swords/fighting:

 - Sets and swords were cheap looking. In fact the swords were wooden and painted grey.

 - Horrible sword fighting, absolutely trash. The fight between the hero and villain at the end was almost so bad it's good.

Muscles/boobs:

 - Main actor was not muscled up, not funny, and not a good actor.

 - Four and a half tits were shown. Not enough for a Sword and Sorcery movie.

Creative plot/enemies:

 - All of the acting was bad, not a single good actor in the film.

 - The villain looked like a manager from best buy.

 - The enemy soldiers were bland and didn't seem like henchmen from a S&S film.

 - While the plot was coherent, but the sound and editing were so bad it made it seem like someone took a camera to a LARPing session.

 + The movie ended.

There are only 3 categories you need to make a Sword & Sorcery film:

Swords/fighting:

 + Good sword fighting.

Muscles/boobs:

 + Good amount of boobs, every chance to rip off a blouse or dress to show tits they would.

 ++ Main actor was ripped as hell which distracted from his bad acting.

 + Yoked black dude in the leather outfit was a good addition.

Creative plot/enemies:

 + The lead bad guy had good acting abilities and was believable.

 - The script jumped around and was hard to follow at times.

 + Sets were big and believable.

 ++ The enemies were varied, vampire bird people, henchmen, guards, pyramid monsters, Wing helmet horsemen...

 - A tiger was painted black and was supposed to be a panther. (This actually might be a plus because it's so hilarious)

There are only 3 categories you need to make a Sword & Sorcery film:

Swords/fighting:

 - Sets and swords were cheap looking.

 + Decent sword fighting, main actor could actually sword fight.

Muscles/boobs:

 - Main actor was not muscled up and had not an ounce of oil on his body.

 + Okay nudity for a Sword and Sorcery film.

Creative plot/enemies:

 + The lead bad guy had good acting abilities and was believable.

 + Funny main actor who could actually act. Nobody else could act, but this was to be expected.

 -- Zombie scene and wrestling scene were waaaaay too long, causing the middle of the film to drag.

 - Too many comedians, it should have been one funny person in a serious film.

 -- Reuse of scenes from 1st Deathstalker movie.

There are only 3 categories you need to make a Sword & Sorcery film:

Swords/fighting:

 + Awesome sidekick barbarian babe who could act, fight, fuck, and bare her tits.

 + Side kick buddy could fight, act, and wasn't the typical big yoked dude, but was a lean, ripped fighter.

 - Really bad sword fighting... this is a big downer for a S&S film.

Muscles/boobs:

 + The right amount of nudity for a Sword and Sorcery film, plenty of boobs all around.

 + Main actor was muscled up.

 - Main actor wore a shirt most of the film and was a bad actor.

Creative plot/enemies:

 + The lead bad guy had good acting abilities and was believable.

 - An incoherent script that was hard to follow.

 

Where to start? It's a movie about two intelligent people in a world of greedy, social media addicted idiots.
Nothing about the film is classic, lovable, or even remotely rewatchable... And there were a lot of good actors in it.

The best part was when Jonah Hill put a bag over Jennifer Lawrence's head and saved me from having to look at her uglyass haircut.
Holy crap, it looked like a dog chewed on her hair after she got a bad mullet buzz from her barn-loving uncle. Wtf.
You would think she would chop it and dye it after she got humiliated on social media and by the world... But no, she continued to destroy our souls with that thing on her head.

The Borat movie did a better job making fun of Trump fans.

The movie flips between the main characters getting fucked over in "hilarious" ways and then getting super sappy, so you feel sorry for them. I didn't give a shit about any of them and was quite happy that everyone died in the end.

The world sucks and everyone is an asshole... But then there's one bar... One bar where people are suddenly concerned and "are real" and want to know what's going on. Once they find out, of course they start a riot afterwards, because why not, nobody has a family to go back to at this overly concerned bar.
Everyone is going to die and you get to watch as Leonardo DiCaprio and a girl with rat-nest-hair run around trying to save it.... And fail.

That's the movie. It's not good, it's not great, it's just shit.

Waste of time.

Having played every single Quake game there is (including the add-ons), I can safely say I am a Quake Expert. I love Quake. I love every single Quake game that has been made...

Except this one.

I have been fair, but the cons out weigh the pros. Badly.

Story - The story was simple like the first 2 Quakes: Kill or be killed. Destroy the Strogg's Boss. Easy.
You'd think it would better when your character gets changed into one of the Strogg...
until you realize you can't jump higher, shoot faster, or do anything special besides listening in on Strogg conversation...
and you're orange.
And you look like an idiot.
Really! Your character is now one of the ugliest in the galaxy.

Enemy - The AI was OK. Sometimes the enemy would attack from behind, above or below, but only in the first part of the game, near the end it got rather repetitive.
Two other things that bothered me was that all the bodies disappear right after I killed them and all the enemy were the same color, making them hard to tell apart. (Except for the guys that looked like my orange character. Great, now I have to look their ugly faces too)

Weapons - All the weapons are weaker and you have to reload them, unlike the other Quakes where you could shoot as fast as you could click the mouse and take out armies with your shotgun. Major bummer.

Levels - All of the Levels were poorly lit, making it more of a challenge and giving the enemy cover in the shadows (BTW, you couldn't see them in the dark. But they could clearly see you when you were in the dark).
Oh my goodness! You'd think the Strogg would have at least one well lit room... but noooo, they like the poorly lit rooms and hallways. Maybe it's so they don't have to see your ugly character.

None of the levels bear the slightest resemblance to the levels of the previous Quakes... now don't get me wrong, having the exact same levels or ones that look TOO similar is not genius... it's laziness.
That being said, the rooms, corridors and hallways were all to small and tightly compacted. Not as open as Quake 1 or 2.
They even added needless things like rails on stairs, pipes and other junk that hinder your movement.

Vehicles - What the heck? If you are going to add vehicles into the game, a least add good ones. Every single vehicle in Quake 4 was a flop. The entire vehicle driving part should of been left out.

Multiplayer - I don't play multiplayer on games I don't like... soooo nothing here.

I must say, I was sorely disappointed after getting this CD. I was expecting an actual Punk Rocking Awesome Christmas CD with neck breaking beats and ripping guitar solos.
But all I got was this lame CD.

I felt like the little kid who got a half baked cookie for Christmas from his rich uncle.

Despite all the bad, there is some good.

Best Songs:
7) Christmas Night Of The Zombies - MXPX (You can't go wrong with a Christmas song about Zombies)
8) X12 Days of XXXMASX - From First to Last (The first listen I wasn't impressed. Now one of my faves)
1) Christmas in Hollis - A.K.A.s (Don't know what it's doing on a Punk Rock CD, but it's still awesome)

Honorable Mentions:
3) December is For Cynics - The Matches
11) Happy Xmas (War is Over) - Acceptance
2) Forget December - Something Corporate
4) I Won't Be Home For Christmas - Blink-182

The Rest:
Trash.