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So bad... it's bad.

“There are only 3 categories you need to make a Sword & Sorcery film:

Swords/fighting: -- The fighting was bad, people jumped, got bopped on the heads, and thrown... all poorly done. - Fair amount of blood, but again, it was so badly done that I wondered why have it at all.

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A watch once movie that did everything well.

“There are only 3 categories you need to make a Sword & Sorcery film:

Swords/fighting: +- The fighting was adequate, was sad to see that the powerful sword that could cut through anvils wasn't slicing people in half :(

 Found it interesting no one threw any rocks or had sli” read more

The two who are one really bad movie

“There are only 3 categories you need to make a Sword & Sorcery film:

Swords/fighting: - Not much fighting

 - Horrible sword fighting, absolutely trash.

Muscles/boobs: - The barbarian was not muscled up, not funny, and was too scrawny to be a barbarian.

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Boring... oh, god so boring.

“There are only 3 categories you need to make a Sword & Sorcery film:

Swords/fighting: - Sets and swords were cheap looking. In fact the swords were wooden and painted grey.

 - Horrible sword fighting, absolutely trash. The fight between the hero and villain at the end was a” read more

Good but flawed

“There are only 3 categories you need to make a Sword & Sorcery film:

Swords/fighting: + Good sword fighting.

Muscles/boobs: + Good amount of boobs, every chance to rip off a blouse or dress to show tits they would.

 ++ Main actor was ripped as hell which distract” read more

Funny but lacking

“There are only 3 categories you need to make a Sword & Sorcery film:

Swords/fighting: - Sets and swords were cheap looking.

 + Decent sword fighting, main actor could actually sword fight.

Muscles/boobs: - Main actor was not muscled up and had not an ounce of oil” read more

Deathstalker

“There are only 3 categories you need to make a Sword & Sorcery film:

Swords/fighting: + Awesome sidekick barbarian babe who could act, fight, fuck, and bare her tits. + Side kick buddy could fight, act, and wasn't the typical big yoked dude, but was a lean, ripped fighter. - Really ” read more

Don't Look....Shit.

“Where to start? It's a movie about two intelligent people in a world of greedy, social media addicted idiots.

Nothing about the film is classic, lovable, or even remotely rewatchable... And there were a lot of good actors in it.

The best part was when Jonah Hill put a bag over Je” read more