Reviews by Manling

There are only 3 categories you need to make a Sword & Sorcery film:

Swords/fighting:
- No big battle scenes.
- Really bad sword fighting... this is a big downer for a S&S film.

Muscles/boobs:
- No nudity. Downright disgraceful for a Sword and Sorcery film.
- Not one muscled dude to be found. Immediate -5 stars.
- Main actor was big.... and fat for a S&S film.

Creative plot/enemies:
+ The sets and locations were very well for the budget
+ Annnnnd all the money went into the clothing and creature designs.
+ The lead bad guy had the only good acting in the entire film.
- There wasn't a drop of acting anywhere, everyone was stiff as boards.

So bad, the number of inaccurate things the "special ops" team did were countless. Definitely made for military-wannabes and/or people with no combat experience or training.
I had to turned it off at the point where the high-speed dude, in the sewer water, was wearing chucks on the mission... fucking ridiculous.

There are only 3 categories you need to make a Sword & Sorcery film:

Swords/fighting:

 -- The fighting was bad, people jumped, got bopped on the heads, and thrown... all poorly done.

 - Fair amount of blood, but again, it was so badly done that I wondered why have it at all.

Muscles/boobs:

 - The main dude had some arm muscle but never took his shirt off or flexed.

 + Some tits were shown and the main villain lady keep hers upholstered and out the entire movie.

Creative plot/enemies:

 -- There was no acting. Not even a hint of trying.

 - The sets were caves and countryside. Not a town or hut or whatever. The literally filmed it outside of town on a weekend.
 -- The editing and pace of the movie were horrible, absolute trash.

 + The plot wasn't too bad, had a couple twists.
 + Music was good. The one place they spent the budget on.

 + Caveman theme was refreshing and it would be cool to see a remake or another (better) film set in those times.

There are only 3 categories you need to make a Sword & Sorcery film:

Swords/fighting:

 +- The fighting was adequate, was sad to see that the powerful sword that could cut through anvils wasn't slicing people in half :(

 Found it interesting no one threw any rocks or had slings.

Muscles/boobs:

 + While the main rogue/assassin/thief (Kill Bill guy) was not ripped, the captain of the guards was and left his shirt off for the entire movie.

 + Good amount of nudity for a Sword and Sorcery movie.

 + 4 boobed chick

Creative plot/enemies:

 + All of the acting was actually good, the two villains, princess, bad captain, and the main guy.

 + Good sets and good design.

 - Besides a couple of tiny gems, there wasn't much creativeness... Rather bland for a S&S film.

 + Coherent plot that was easy to follow and good editing (Although at times the scenes would suddenly jump)

There are only 3 categories you need to make a Sword & Sorcery film:

Swords/fighting:

 - Not much fighting

 - Horrible sword fighting, absolutely trash.

Muscles/boobs:

 - The barbarian was not muscled up, not funny, and was too scrawny to be a barbarian.

 + Good amount of nudity for a Sword and Sorcery movie.

Creative plot/enemies:

 - All of the acting was bad, not a single good actor in the film.

 - The enemy soldiers were bland and forgettable

 + Zombie soldiers at the end were well done.

 + Good sets and good design.

 - The goatman was horrible.

 + Coherent plot that was easy to follow and good editing.

 - Who was the sorceress? There was no sorceress in the movie.

There are only 3 categories you need to make a Sword & Sorcery film:

Swords/fighting:

 - Sets and swords were cheap looking. In fact the swords were wooden and painted grey.

 - Horrible sword fighting, absolutely trash. The fight between the hero and villain at the end was almost so bad it's good.

Muscles/boobs:

 - Main actor was not muscled up, not funny, and not a good actor.

 - Four and a half tits were shown. Not enough for a Sword and Sorcery movie.

Creative plot/enemies:

 - All of the acting was bad, not a single good actor in the film.

 - The villain looked like a manager from best buy.

 - The enemy soldiers were bland and didn't seem like henchmen from a S&S film.

 - While the plot was coherent, but the sound and editing were so bad it made it seem like someone took a camera to a LARPing session.

 + The movie ended.

There are only 3 categories you need to make a Sword & Sorcery film:

Swords/fighting:

 + Good sword fighting.

Muscles/boobs:

 + Good amount of boobs, every chance to rip off a blouse or dress to show tits they would.

 ++ Main actor was ripped as hell which distracted from his bad acting.

 + Yoked black dude in the leather outfit was a good addition.

Creative plot/enemies:

 + The lead bad guy had good acting abilities and was believable.

 - The script jumped around and was hard to follow at times.

 + Sets were big and believable.

 ++ The enemies were varied, vampire bird people, henchmen, guards, pyramid monsters, Wing helmet horsemen...

 - A tiger was painted black and was supposed to be a panther. (This actually might be a plus because it's so hilarious)

There are only 3 categories you need to make a Sword & Sorcery film:

Swords/fighting:

 - Sets and swords were cheap looking.

 + Decent sword fighting, main actor could actually sword fight.

Muscles/boobs:

 - Main actor was not muscled up and had not an ounce of oil on his body.

 + Okay nudity for a Sword and Sorcery film.

Creative plot/enemies:

 + The lead bad guy had good acting abilities and was believable.

 + Funny main actor who could actually act. Nobody else could act, but this was to be expected.

 -- Zombie scene and wrestling scene were waaaaay too long, causing the middle of the film to drag.

 - Too many comedians, it should have been one funny person in a serious film.

 -- Reuse of scenes from 1st Deathstalker movie.

There are only 3 categories you need to make a Sword & Sorcery film:

Swords/fighting:

 + Awesome sidekick barbarian babe who could act, fight, fuck, and bare her tits.

 + Side kick buddy could fight, act, and wasn't the typical big yoked dude, but was a lean, ripped fighter.

 - Really bad sword fighting... this is a big downer for a S&S film.

Muscles/boobs:

 + The right amount of nudity for a Sword and Sorcery film, plenty of boobs all around.

 + Main actor was muscled up.

 - Main actor wore a shirt most of the film and was a bad actor.

Creative plot/enemies:

 + The lead bad guy had good acting abilities and was believable.

 - An incoherent script that was hard to follow.